Always wanted to join the Mile High Club, but can't find anyone to help you with the initiation? Problem solved.

Doc Johnson, the adult novelty company that made you look forward to traffic jams with their Auto Suck, alleviates the boredom of another mode of transportation with the Cock-Pit™, their newest self-stimulation innovation.

This substitute for a horny flight attendant features a ribbed inner core with a "significantly tight grip" and is made of their proprietary UR3® material, which is "scientifically formulated to provide a realistic texture that responds like genuine human flesh". And there's nothing like that genuine human flesh response when you're masturbating into a sleeve at 37,000 feet.

About $12
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