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Well, It's One Way to Beat the Boredom of Sitting in Traffic

03/27/2008

Ever been sitting for hours in bumper to bumper rush hour gridlock and thought, jeez traffic sucks? So did the guys over at Doc Johnson. Only their vision of traffic sucking is a little different than yours.

Designed for "lonely riders on long road trips", their Auto Suck (with hot-rod action!), is a "world famous road masturbator that plugs into any 12V car lighter" and features a mouth-like tube and a ribbed interior. A remote control operates the vacuum function, giving you a "lifelike experience behind the wheel". And one hell of an embarrassing police report after your rear-end the car in front of you, mid-"experience".

(Bonus: The box art alone sends it off the charts on the Gag Gift Meter. You've gotta love the 70's muscle car, the flaming logo, and the guy wearing what appears to be a silk bathrobe while driving. A classic.)

$38.88
www.DocJohnson.com

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Capt. Mc Draino wrote:

har har har, that is indeed awsome.. I shall get me one and use it all the time

04/09/2008 10:03 AM

1st mate wiley wrote:

I CALL MUTINAY ON HIS SCURVY ARSE!!! BE GONE CAPT'N!!!

04/09/2008 10:05 AM

Sir Spamsalot wrote:

AVAST YEE HARTYS I am the NEW SEA CAPTIAN... Haha, my name is sir Spamsalot..

04/09/2008 10:07 AM

littlemonkey12 wrote:

wow can you ppl please stop your spam, its getting annoying...
and to the OP where can I get one of these? Im really excited I have a 12v car plug adapter for my wall plug so I can use it in the safety of my parents basement :D:D

04/09/2008 10:11 AM

john wrote:

littlemonkey12: I hope your joking..
this has to be a joke. its fucking stupid

04/09/2008 10:12 AM

Pimpmaster J wrote:

No joke nigger... this shit is straight up 100% real and it feels better than any fat chick trying to eat your cock

04/09/2008 10:13 AM

Moderator wrote:

Alright thats it Im locking this thread.

04/09/2008 10:14 AM

ffbhg wrote:

HAHA NIGER

04/09/2008 10:23 PM

ballerina3402 wrote:

wow you guys are rude

04/20/2008 07:01 AM

Marquis de Sade wrote:

That's not particularly rude. If I told you to clean the corn niblets from the warm, fecal coated interior of my colon with you plump little tongue... that would be rude.

04/22/2008 11:12 PM

Haywood wrote:

"That's not particularly rude. If I told you to clean the corn niblets from the warm, fecal coated interior of my colon with you plump little tongue... that would be rude."

best comeback ever. Mt. Dew burns the fuck out of your knows when it shoot out.

04/23/2008 01:39 PM

Nevi wrote:

I want one nowwww...hahaha.

Nevi

04/24/2008 07:31 AM

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