LOST cranks back up again tonight, and that means more shots of Evangeline Lilly/Kate/Freckles half dressed, wet and sweaty flickering across our screens in full HD. If I was stranded on that island with her, I’d be that prick running around doing everything I could to sabotage rescue efforts. Seriously. I’d make Gilligan look like the head of MIT. Bill O’Reilly’s got a better shot at being invited to the White house for drinks than we’d have getting off that island.