If you've ever spent time behind a bar serving a never-ending parade of drunk and obnoxious borderline AA cases, you know that bartenders can be one Appletini away from stabbing someone to death with a cocktail pick.
My buddy Scott clued me in to "The Bartender Hates You" web series over on
FunnyOrDie.com, where the resident mixologist deals with assholes the way we wish we could. Some are funnier than others, and this one is one of better episodes.