Meet George Vlosoich. An artist who apparently has no wife, no girlfriend, no job, no friends and no hobbies. I say this because it's the only way for me to wrap my mind around a guy who has the time and patience to create such insanely detailed art on an etch-a-sketch.
Using just the two dials, an unbroken black line, and 70-80 hours of time, Vlosoich has created portraits of President Obama, Tiger Woods, the Beatles and others. To preserve the image and keep some joker from shaking it back to a blank screen, he removes the powder from the toy. Which is a good idea, in case someone buys one for Michael J. Fox.