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Last One on the Bandwagon - Wrist Twist
06/04/2007

Remember how happy you were when the trend of wearing those colored wrist bands that seemed to be everywhere, for every cause imaginable ("donate" $2 and wear this band to support the Foundation for Left Handed Cat Lovers with Asthma), finally died a long, long overdue death? Me too.

Well, the wrist band fad hasn't even had time to go cold, when along comes a very-late-to-the-party product from L.T. Creations called the "Wrist Twist". Proving once again that companies have no problem launching a product without any market research whatsoever , the Wrist Twist is a colored rubber wrist band that you wear to signal to other singles that you too, are single. (And not up on trends.)

Says the company: "Each of our 6 colored wristbands identifies the age-range in which you are interested. (As long as you carry around a color coded sheet that tells you what each of the six colors means, you should be fine. The age ranges start at 18 - sorry R. Kelly - and go to 65 and Over. Baffling.) Wearing more than one wristband will tell other singles that you are interested in more than one age-range. (Wearing all six signals to them you are completely desperate.) If you see the Wrist Twist worn by someone else is a match to your color, you, then, have reason to strike up a conversation with that person." Yes, and the conversation should begin with, "So I see you were the only other person stupid enough to pay $6.95 plus shipping for an out of fashion wrist band no one else has, or understands."

www.wristtwistband.com, for comic relief only please.

Comments

Wrist Twist wrote:

It's nice that you did "due diligence" on the product to understand so completely. I read the information and found nothing stating that you need to know anything about the "other" colors - only the one in which "I" am interested. I also read nothing about shipping. Oh yeah...that's because the site clearly states that shipping is included. It's sad, really, that you are so upset "you" didn't think of the absolutely brilliant idea. In fact, talk to every other single person - especially females. You'll find that it's something to get them away from the computer and meeting face to face.
06/05/2007 08:43 PM

Mike wrote:

Great comeback, Wrist Twist! Kill him with your scathing, not-pathetic words!
06/12/2007 08:09 PM

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