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Make Fun of My Mustache, Win a Movember T-Shirt

11/09/2009

We're knee deep in Movember, and the 'Mos are growing. Check out that piece of work I have going on my face. I call it "The Big Paulie." And all I can say is chicks dig it. (About as much as they dig mammograms.)

But it's all for a good cause: Helping the Movember Foundation fight prostate cancer.

And I've got Movember swag to send your way. First up is this sweet Movember t-shirt, complete with 70s hair and matching porn 'stache. (Looking suspiciously like Magnum PI, minus his mug.)

All you need to do to win it is beat this caption for my pics above: "I didn't know Freddie Mercury had an even gayer brother."

Enter your caption in the comments below (along with your email addy, so I can contact you), and the one that makes us laugh the loudest by this Friday, scores the shirt.

In the meantime, head over to The Movember Foundation and make a donation to help us beat prostate and testicular cancer. Your balls are literally on the line...

HEALTH

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Byron Taner wrote:

Day Planner, Novermber 9th:
10AM: Swashbuckle
11AM: Blow some Dudes

11/09/2009 01:09 PM

WTF wrote:

Pedobear ain't got nothin on me.

11/09/2009 01:22 PM

Kurt wrote:

Come! Visit West Hollywood!

11/09/2009 01:36 PM

Perez Solomon wrote:

Your face looks like a sideways vagina suffering from a stroke.

11/09/2009 02:31 PM

rexdart936@gmail.com wrote:

why its the captain of the Lego really gay sloppy party bottom pirate set... Or if Mr Potato Head enjoyed a good fisting. Mystery Date #67, the male date rapist.

11/09/2009 03:11 PM

adam@funnycrave.com wrote:

4 out of 5 serial rapists prefer the Big Paulie.

11/09/2009 04:20 PM

Ron (Brother of BG) wrote:

Satan won't let me grow a REAL goatee.

11/09/2009 08:16 PM

JoelKodner@gmail.com wrote:

Looks like a stick figure is dropping a deuce on your chin.

11/09/2009 09:53 PM

cheffychef@gmail.com wrote:

George W's evil twin gettin jiggy for the ladies...

11/09/2009 11:10 PM

Brian Simpson wrote:

http://www.957therock.com/m...

I'm doing my best to help.

11/10/2009 02:58 AM

jayhawk33@aol.com wrote:

PSA: Never take a stripper out for burritos before she sits on your face.

11/10/2009 05:44 AM

FacialHair_Frankie wrote:

Boy, A.J. McLean (Backstreet Boy) sure has aged...

11/10/2009 06:56 AM

jasperdrewnj@yahoo.com wrote:

So gay that the Crown Prince of Rajpipla would not touch that.

11/10/2009 10:26 AM

gregry13@gmail.com wrote:

Here's a quarter. Go down to the city and pay to have a rat chew that thing off your face.

11/10/2009 10:53 AM

tjl138@hotmail.com wrote:

You have a better chance of scoring with your sister now. You mom might be jealous though.

11/10/2009 01:52 PM

audried wrote:

"You think you can handle this?"

"hmmm...can you handle this?"

"I don't think you handle this much MO"

11/10/2009 09:40 PM

audried wrote:

I should mention when i first saw this I heard Destiny's Child's "Bootylicious" play in my head....

Your MO is too 'stacheylicious?

11/10/2009 09:42 PM

Rebecca.Collins@gmail.com wrote:

"It's like Magic Eye. Stare real hard, cause your mo shape paired with those lips - it looks like a crock pot."

11/11/2009 01:09 AM

Abby24@gmail.com wrote:

The name of your site is "The Bachelor Guy"...I hope you are not using these photos to find yourself a lady...good luck with that one.

11/11/2009 01:37 AM

t-fro@hotmail.com wrote:

that stache proves the only reason your the bachelor guy is cause your state hasn't legalised gay marriage.

11/11/2009 12:25 PM

Sharon wrote:

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11/11/2009 01:31 PM

JP wrote:

You must be the guy that bought him & his wife matching snuggies and popped in twilight for movie night.

http://www.lamebook.com/twi...

11/11/2009 07:23 PM

ward.warren@gmail.com wrote:

"yeah i'm in between jobs at the moment"

"little league wrestling coach? no background check?"

"interesting...."

11/12/2009 10:31 AM

bevean wrote:

Your gay because your gay!

11/12/2009 12:44 PM

evan wrote:

Dirty old man!

11/19/2009 01:10 AM

knast@optonline.net wrote:

Looks like a broke-ass sexual chocolate.

11/19/2009 05:58 AM

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