If your girl eats chocolate like they're going to outlaw it tomorrow, the typical chocolate heart or a run-of-the-mill sampler just ain't gonna cut it. Hell, a big five-pound box may not be enough to satisfy her sweet tooth. You're going to have to call in the heavy artillery. And get her some Heavy Chocolate.

Even though it weighs in at 10 massive, table-bending pounds - and measures over a foot and a half long, nearly a foot tall, and 2-inches thick - this is no novelty chocolate bar. It's made with ultra-premium gourmet chocolate from San Francisco's world-renowned Guittard Chocolate. The same gold medal-winning chocolate used by many of the world's leading confectionery shops to create their high-end sweets.

And while those places can charge $30 per pound and higher for their creations, the Heavy Chocolate bar will run you just $6.49 per pound. Standard shipping included. For a bar 100 times larger than a the average candy bar. That's a whole lotta chocolate love for not a lotta coin.

The bars come in four flavors: Old Dutch Milk, French Vanilla Dark, Gourmet Bittersweet and High Sierra White, so no matter how her chocolate tastes run, there's a bar for her.


Since chocolate is as much a sensual experience for women as it is a sweet tooth satisfier, you can expect nights of gratitude for weeks to come. And you'll finally get to hear those three precious words: It's. So. Big.

$64.95
www.heavychocolate.com
1.800.551.6831