TMZ.com is reporting today that OctoMom, Nadya Suleman, has been offered $1 million by adult industry giant, Vivid Entertainment, to use her over worked and worn out lady parts for something other than repeatedly squeezing out litters.

As a lifelong skindustry fan, I have one thing to say to the folks at Vivid: Have you lost your damn minds? Did you see that pic on TMZ?? (It's right there, next to this post, in case you haven't.) The phrase "f*cking disturbing" just doesn't seem to cover it. I was celibate for a month after I saw that.

Even if those veins do recede back into her skin, (which, unless you have some sort of alien fetish, are enough to keep Little Bruno from ever coming out of his shell again), I'm guessing her over-stretched belly is covered in stretch marks that resemble ruts in a river bed after a drought. And I don't even want to think about the "flab factor". Not exactly the image I want during my "private time."

And apparently I'm not alone. TMZ's survey showed 85% percent said they wouldn't watch an OctoMom porn in a million years. (Unless our buddy downloads it free from a torrent site.)

Go vote on TMZ here.