Staplers. They work on simple mechanics. You put a few pieces of paper in it, press down, and - bang - your paper is stapled.

Except that's not how it happens half the time. Put too many pages in and you get a mangled mess. Or a complete misfire. Or, as has happened at least once with me, it's, "Why is that staple sticking out of my thumb?"

Well, bleed no more. Accentra has come out with a series of PaperPro staplers designed to eliminate any frustration traditional staplers usually cause. Their patented spring-loaded mechanism makes using them nearly effortless. Typically, a stapler requires upwards of 30 lbs. of pressure to use; with the PaperPro desktop stapler, you need a single finger and a mere 7.2 lbs. of pressure. That's less effort than it takes to ring a doorbell. And the rounded nose means a lot less shuffling of papers to align them.

Yeah, excitement about a newfangled stapler is definitely a guy thing. Women will give you the same look they give you when you try to explain "fielder's choice" or why the Three Stooges are actually comedic geniuses.

www.paperpro.com

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