From horror director James Gunn (Slither, Dawn of the Dead), comes a new series of videos for people who love porn, but don't like the sex. Seriously.

Firefly's Nathan Fillion stars alongside adult-film staple Aria Giovanni in the first episode, "Nailing Your Wife", a completely SFW vid about a sexy wife who gets nailed by her carpenter. Keep both hands on the keyboard. It's PG. Additional episodes are the only thing coming.

They'll be appearing on Spike.com and you can head over to www.pgporn.tv for more vids and interviews.