Sometimes you are just so effen tired, all you want to do is pour yourself an effen martini. But it's too much effen effort to mix one yourself. So, thankfully the effen guys over at Effen Vodka invented a machine that is supposed to take all the work out of pouring a stiff one...or at least saves you the 10 seconds it takes to pick up the bottle and pour.

Effen Vodka's limited-edition martini machine is a device that essentially holds the bottle of vodka while you simultaneously add the rest of the ingredients. So, it's actually more "vodka dispenser" than "martini machine". Even the shaking or stirring is up to you.

The package retails for $54.99, includes a ready-to-dispense tap, and comes complete with a 1.75L bottle of Effen vodka, as well as a cocktail recipe book featuring 50 original drink recipes. Now, my only question is who's going to invent the machine that cures my hangover without the hassle of having to get up for the aspirin?

www.effenvodka.com