You know how Ned from Sales is always invading your personal cube space to tell you about the latest self-loathing cougar he hooked up with from Craig's List? While you're trying to finish your TPS report before the afternoon meeting?

Well you can keep him away with Les Nessman-like efficiency (From WKRP in Cincinnati... look it up), with the new CubeGuard Cubicle Message Barrier.

Who needs walls and doors, when a simple "DO NOT DISTURB" or "GO AWAY" across a retractable strip can ward off unwanted interruptions from gabby co-workers? Especially when accompanied by a smiley face.

Attaching to the sides of your cube (up to 50 inches), by either velcro or magnets, in seconds you're letting coworkers know your 6 x 6 office space is now as exclusive as a downtown nightclub... and they're not on the list. (Because we all know, nothing stops a chatty office worker like a 50 inch strip with smiley faces.)

They'll even customize a CubeGuard for you, with your own "special" message to those you work with. I'm having mine made to say: "Don't ask me where I got this, just go away."

$19.99. Custom messages $29.99.
www.CubeGuard.com