If dad needs to either 1. Tackle a major renovation job, or 2. Work off some major stress by beating, busting, tearing, ripping and demolishing the crap outta something, then make sure the Pulverizer is wrapped and ready for him this Father’s Day.
One of the baddest-ass tools he’ll ever lay his hands on — and looking like it was conceived in the twisted mind of a comic book artist — this hammer on steroids was designed to make short work of big jobs. At just under 13″ long, the Pulverizer weighs in at a hefty 3.5 pounds, almost all of it packed into the heavy-duty 1-1/2″ sledge head. Just below that is a triangle shaped neck, made to quickly and easily tear through drywall like Tiger through waffle waitresses.
On the back of the sledge are twin rabbit ears with “teeth” for better grip, should dad need to pry something loose. (Like your lazy ass off the couch to give him a hand.) Down below, the Pulverizer’s got a 2-inch scraper with a built-in large head nail puller. They’ve also given it a thick, textured TPE grip for shock absorption, and to keep it from “accidentally” coming out of dad’s hand when he sees the job you did trying to help renovate his Dad Den now that you’re off the couch.
It’s available at Ace Hardware, True Value, Amazon.com, and other leading retailers for $39.99. Which is a helluva lot cheaper than hiring a demolition crew… and a helluva lot more fun.