Show your patriotism this Fourth of July, and give your girl something to salute, with a pair of Baskit's "Beauties" boxer briefs.
Inspired by the pinup paintings on the sides of Air Force and Navy planes from the 50's, these ladies will add some retro style to your "bomber".
Their stable of suggestively-named stunners includes (as pictured, l to r): the Pole Slider, the Hobby Horse, the Cannon Baller, the Bear Backer, the All Over, and the Tree Climber.
The "Beauties" are printed on 100% organic cotton for comfort, and come in 5 different styles, including a Jock, that I'm going to beg you to refrain from considering.
Also, when your girl comes over for some private after-party fireworks, I'd suggest you resist the urge to: 1- Make airplane noises at any point, 2- Refer to what's about to happen as a "midnight bombing raid", 3- Ask her to "inspect your payload", or 4- Refer to any part of your anatomy as "Fat Man" or "Little Boy".