Not everyone uses their New Year's resolutions to become a better person. Some vow to become more of an asshole. If that's one of your goals for 2010, allow me to make it easier for you.

I'm giving away a copy of Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away With It. Because, according to the authors, being an asshole is an art form. So they wrote the definitive guide. And I want you to be the best asshole you can be.

And not only will you receive this valuable handbook guaranteed to make you a gigantic asshole -- in the mold of legendary assholes Ari Gold, Simon Cowell, Mickey Rourke, Barney Stinson -- but one of the asshole authors will personally autograph it for you. That author is Chris Illuminati, sometime contributor to The Bachelor Guy, and the biggest asshole I know. And I mean that in the best possible way...

To score a copy of this priceless tome, scoring a perfect 5 stars on Amazon from every single one of the three assholes who took the time to actually read the book and review it, just enter your email addy here. And on Tuesday Jan 5, I'll pick one of you assholes (yeah, just one... those assholes were too cheap to spring for more copies...), to learn how become an even bigger asshole. Because if it's one thing the world needs right now, it's more assholes.

Check out the official Assholeology site here.