A buddy of mine sent me a link this morning. It's a video of a French guy named Jean-Yves Blondeau showing off a suit he invented. This suit is covered with 31 wheels that allow Monsieur Blondeau to roll down the streets of France - and transition into any position - at speeds up to 60 mph. (Which, I believe, in the metric system, is about 2700 kph).

The site it came from describes it as "pretty awesome, it's like break dancing, plus roller blading, plus street luge."

All I could think of was: 1 - How do I get one of these? and 2 - Is my insurance paid up?

Thanks to Kyle.
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