It's one of those holiday traditions that you'll end up getting roped into sooner or later: the Ugly Holiday Sweater party. Chicks love it, and we deal with it because it's the one time of year that the worse you look, the more attention you get. From lonely chicks drunk on nog. Under the mistletoe. Wearing a sweater vest embroidered with two reindeer getting it on.

Because it's Christmas Eve and I've got places to be, I thought I'd leave you with a gallery of guys proudly rocking their embarrassing sweaters. So here's to you, wearer of ridiculous sweater in hopes of getting laid at a holiday party. We salute you. Just this once.