The Aquapeutics Luxury Steam Shower is a mutitasker's wet dream. Not only can you wash of the day's dirt, you can make important calls, check in on the latest scores, watch a movie, crank some tunes, take a steam and get an accupressure massage. All while standing bare assed in this high tech water pod.
A completely computer controlled ultra spa for your home, it comes equipped with a waterproof touch-screen LCD TV/control panel that handles turning on the power, lights, steam, ozone disinfection, fan, telephone, radio, and the emergency button - should you become overwhelmed by sheer shower ecstasy.
There's also an MP3 port for tunes, sliding and rotating shower heads, overhead and underwater lights, six accupressure massage jets, two handheld shower heads, a foot massager, six adjustable water jets, eight small jets in the integrated whirlpool tub, and its own heater pump to keep the hot water flowing. And at $4300 (shipping included), it's ridiculously spendy, but still a lot less than it would cost to build and install from scratch.
The only thing it doesn't come with is a blond to scrub your, uh, back. But with one of these bad boys in your crib, you won't have too much trouble finding a volunteer. Or two.