We're guys. And we eat a lot of guy stuff. Burritos. Meat Lover pizzas. Buffalo wings, Nuclear Meltdown style. Stuff that tastes great, but, in a few hours, will make your bathroom smell like Bourbon Street on the last day of Mardi Gras. Smells that could drop a bloodhound. Smells that, yeah, got you bragging rights back in college, but aren't quite as impressive to the chick you just took to that new Mexican place for chile rellenos and margaritas.

So what if nature comes calling while she's still over, and you know it's going to be an odor-fest for the ages? You could try to mask it with air freshener, but that just makes your place smell like a lavender-scented sewer. Instead, use something to trap the malodorous emanation before it hits your (or more importantly, her), olfactories.

Royal Flush from Poo-Pourri (nice), is a product you spray directly into the bowl before you go. A few squirts of the formula (that contains all-natural essential oils like spearmint and eucalyptus), traps the offending odors. Flushing releases it into the air, helping mask the fumes further. And keeping her from running for cover.

Does it work? Let's just say it's been through rigorous testing at the BG Lavatory Laboratory over the course of several beer-and-wing-filled weekends, and we haven't lost anyone yet.

$11.95 - 2.75oz travel size
$16.95 - 4oz bathroom size
www.poopourri.net