You know how it goes. You're in a meeting with Stacy from Accounting - just going over your spread sheets - when all that talk about EBITA and gross profit margin starts getting her hot. Next thing you know her sharply pleated Anne Klein skirt is hiked up to her ears, and she's bent over your desk begging for a "capital infusion".

But you're not going to make that deposit without protection. So you reach for your Condom Paperweight.

Available for Valentine's Day and National Condom Week (February 10-16), the Condom Paperweight is made of clear French crystal and contains a stylishly packaged "Classic Select" condom. Tearing off the bottom pad gets you quick access.

It's a designer desk accessory your boss would never guess is holding your emergency love glove.

There's also a replacement kit available, in case Stacy schedules another meeting for next week.

$16.95
(25% of the profit goes to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.)
www.condompaperweights.com