Who says overblown athletes and egomaniacal action stars are the only ones who can get a miniature, cartoonish version of themselves to display proudly and oh so unhumbly on their mantle?

With the advanced technology of 3D laser printing, now even us non-celebrities can be immortalized forevermore, for around $75, in hand-painted resin with Sculpteo, an online 3D printing service.

All you do is upload a front and side shot of your head, list any clothes or accessories you want your mini-me to wear and hold, and they'll send you a rendering of what your model will look like. Once you approve it, your not-at-all-creepy tiny version of yourself will arrive at your door within 10 days. There's gotta be a Stephen King novel in here somewhere...