She Wanted a Foot Massage, She Got an Orgasm
08/19/2008

It's a classic tale that's lead to Rogaine, Viagra and countless other successful products: A company is looking for one thing, and stumbles upon something that's much, much more useful. And lucrative.

Which is what happened with Slightest Touch. Seems they spent a decade trying to develop the ultimate foot massager using acupuncture and electronics to stimulate the body. What they found was that when the device's electrodes were placed on the ankles of test subjects, it sucked at giving a massage, but succeeded in getting several female test volunteers exceptionally horny. Which ultimately resulted in some very powerful orgasms. Congratulations. You've invented the Orgasmatron.

Why should you care? Because by stimulating the sexual nerves responsible for arousal, they are able to make your girl yell, "Bingo!" much easier and much more often. During soon-to-be unforgettable sex with you, Cowboy. One electrode pad on each ankle, turn it on, and you're a carnal god. Which definitely beats the hell out of a foot massage.

$99
www.slightesttouch.com

Comments

me wrote:

Im interested in knowing how this is fake, and the story about the people who faked it
09/28/2008 11:04 AM

B.A. wrote:

This "fake" made it to the BBC news...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/...
09/28/2008 02:29 PM

newyorkdude wrote:

Some "expert" in the BBC article suggests going to visit an "expert" before using this product to avoid spending too much money. The only problem with that theory is that visiting an "expert" costs more money than this product. Thanks, I'll find out for myself and save the money. And have more fun.
09/28/2008 03:05 PM

bob wrote:

it's not fake. i can't say the ankles can do it , but i make my wife very happy putting them on other areas , it does stimulate
10/01/2008 05:50 PM

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