If dad’s the kind of guy that takes his privacy and security seriously –and I mean really seriously, like the CIA thinks he goes overboard keeping his shit on lock down — then the MS-450Ci shredder from Fellowes is enough to make his inner Oliver North (look it up) stand up and salute.
Besides the 100% jam-proof technology that’ll let dad stuff a whole bunch of card or paper he doesn’t want mom or the IRS to find out about (up to 7 sheets at a time), it’ll shred them into micro-cut particles so small even those guys on CSI couldn’t piece them back together. They’re cut so small it’s been awarded a Security Level 4. Which, as you know, is a full 3 more than a Security Level 1.
Should dad get a little overzealous and let his hand slide too close to the paper opening, the SafeSense Technology stops the shredder instantly. No use losing a finger over some motel receipts from that “business trip” to Des Moines. Even if he’s in a hurry and leaves the staples in, this bad boy can grind right through ’em.
And just in case there are some incriminating photos floating around on a CD, the MS-450Ci has a special CD/DVD slot that’ll rip those suckers into thin strips so chewed up they don’t have a prayer of ever being viewed again. Mom’s credit cards overextended? Dad can give ’em a ride through that slot and he won’t have to dread next month’s bill. Plus the ultra-quiet motors will let him do it undetected. Because no one wants to be around if mom finds out her credit cards just got turned to Level 4 confetti.
$216.99 at Amazon