The makers of Enzyte recently reported that their product is the number one stolen brand from several top retailers across the country. (Those Enzyte guys brag about everything.)

Is this what our society is coming to? Roving gangs of poorly endowed thieves stealing natural penis enhancement pills?

Just a word of advice to those of you stealing this stuff just so you can impress the ladies: When you get caught they lock you up - besides the unrelenting ridicule you'll endure when the story hits the paper - you won't have to worry about impressing the ladies anymore. You will BE someone's lady. And he won't care how small you are. It'll be his size you should be concerned with.