Reader Advisory: Today’s post involves sex. Not overt sex. Or graphic sex. But the act of having sex will be implied. There may also be statements and products offered that could be sexually related. There may also be some sexual innuendo thrown in. (If I can think of anything clever.) If you are ok with that, read on.

There are many “of the month” clubs out there. Wine of the Month… Book of the Month… DVD of the Month… Fruit of the Month… Bored yet? I am. Almost nodded off. And she might too. Don’t get me wrong… these are all nice gifts. To give your coworker. Not the woman you wake up next to once or twice a week. And there comes a time in every relationship when you need to drive past the “nice” gift section, and plow right into “naughty”. Hard.

I’m not talking about ball gags and latex zippered hoods. (Unless she’s into that sort of thing, bless her heart.) I’m talking about romantic gifts. Sexy gifts. Gifts that let her know you think she’s beautiful and turns you on. (And, yeah, I know. Pretty much anything turns us on. But she doesn’t know that. Ok, she knows that. But she’s smart enough to keep it to herself.) I’m talking gifts like aromatherapy candles or massage oils. Maybe something silky thrown in. And a toy or two, if you’re comfortable enough with your manhood.

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