Last month NBC News reported that for the first time, more and more women are opting to live alone. According to the Census, 51% figure they don't need a man around the house. Fine. That's more time I don't have to fight you for the remote.

NBC attributes it to women growing more independent. I can agree with that. But then I flash back to this past weekend when my buddies and I watched this jerk hit on a hottie at a bar. And it became clear that it's much more than that. Yup. I think it boils down to bad pickup lines.

In honor of all those millions of women who will be home alone this Valentine's Day, I give you my list of all time bad pickup lines. Feel free to use them on all those single women this Valentine's Day. My buddies and I need a good laugh. (And you can use the comment button below to add your own.)

• Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in 'em.
• Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
• If you were a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
• Did you fart? 'Cuz you blew me away.
• Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.
• Do you know karate? 'Cause your legs are kickin'.
• Guy: Fat penguin! Girl: What? Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
• Your face is like a wrench. Every time I look at it my nuts tighten up.