Slim Jim Snapalope Skin Products - Proud member of the Snapalope Hunting Association of America? Me either. Made of 100% Snapalope skins (more commonly known as discarded Slim Jim wrappers) this belt and bill fold not only hold up your pants and keep your money handy, but they are also the perfect way to end a date before it starts.

Let's Put On a Show! - For all you budding Broadway producers out there (both of you) here's the definitive guide to putting on a show at any level by three-time Tony award winning producer, Stewart Lane. Talent night at the lodge will never be the same.

Booty Call Boat - The folks who brought you OnlineBootyCall.com (Commandment I - Thou shalt get out before the sun rises) are heading out to Lake Havasu this Spring Break (and trust me so should you) in the BootyCall Boat, handing out free condoms to the boatloads of drunken party-goers floating around half naked in the Arizona sun. I've seen videos. These guys can't figure out a bottle opener half the time, let alone work a condom.