I'm no marketing genius, but I do know that sex sells. All you need to do is watch a perfume commercial, or open an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog, to see that.

But you gotta wonder if the creators of the sodas below were thinking that when they named their mixes. Or were just clueless as to the other possible meaning of their name.

Our friends over at Gunaxin.comuncovered a dozen suggestively named drinks, and these are my top 5 favorites. To see the rest of the list, click here. I'm gonna go enjoy a nice Quiky.

Quicky
I'm not sure if back in 1941, when this soda was introduced, they were called "quickies", or if in pre-free love America that was just how normal sex went. So they get a pass.

Lic-Rich
"Looking for something refreshing that satisfies? Then you need Lic-Rich." Um, no thanks, I'm good.

Chocolate Soldier
Lemme guess, this is a favorite of overweight white girls with neck tattoos who smoke menthol Kools. (What? Like you weren't thinking that?)

Frisky
Makes me think of being propositioned for sex by an over-caffeinated MILF. No idea why, it just does.

Big Chief Creme
Because it was my nickname in college...

[For the rest, head over to Gunaxin.com]