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Some of You Aren't Doing Your Job
04/24/2007

How does America rank sexually? Not high according to a global sex survey conducted by Durex condoms. In a country that's practically made porn a national pastime, and where releasing a highly embarrassing, "stolen" sex tape is the key to fame and fortune, we come in a dismal 23 out of 26 countries - beating out only Japan, Hong Kong and Nigeria. (And isn't sex illegal in Hong Kong?)

On average we have sex just 85 times per year, way lower than the global average of 103 times. And when we do, we average 18 minutes per session. (Unless SportsCenter is on, then it's 4 minutes.) Not surprisingly, less than half of Americans (48%) are satisfied with their sex lives. (Listen, spreading democracy and freedom throughout the world takes a lot out of you. Maybe we're just too tired.)

Other results:
• The least sexually satisfied people in the world are those in the Asia Pacific at 35% (I guess they really don't love you long time.)
• The most satisfied? Africans at 66%. (No comment.)
• People having the most sex - Greeks at 164 times per year, (again, no comment), followed by Brazilians at 145 times.
• Africans spend the most time per session at 24 minutes (well, when it's satisfying...), and Western Europeans spend the least time, 17 minutes. (11 of which are spent singing "God Save the Queen", as mandated by royal decree.)
• The age group most likely to achieve orgasm comes in at those aged 65 and over. Which is why grandma is always smiling.

www.durex.com for complete results.

Comments

Kristiaan Thivessen wrote:

We Dutch spend 20 minutes on average. That is 2 minutes longer than Americans. But don’t forget; we take our socks off.
04/24/2007 09:47 AM

Party Boy wrote:

and we americans rock your socks off. BALLIN!
04/24/2007 07:36 PM

b3nnic3 wrote:

Hong Kong isn't a country.
04/25/2007 05:59 AM

Old Daddy wrote:

i'm an old married guy. 66 and for 46 yrs. same woman. i'm down to about 1 time a month now. takes 45 min to 1 hr. started out about 3 times a day. after 2 yrs about 1 or 2 per day. prob. took 20 min each time. back then. always tried to satisfy wife first. the secret to great sex is careing for your partner, otherwise its just glorified masturbation. if each is giving thier best, both will be satisfied. men seem to think about sex most of the time until well up in years then its only about 10 per cent of the time. being faithful is the key to a great and long marriage. good luck and happy hunting fellows.
04/25/2007 06:17 AM

Sandy wrote:

I usually go for an hour :)
04/25/2007 06:46 AM

drew wrote:

that shit is funny
04/25/2007 06:49 AM

Vii wrote:

wtf god save the queen?.....damn yanks...*cough*
04/25/2007 07:23 AM

Hugh Jardon wrote:

But the results are skewed!

After I come six or seven times, I'm good, but I may be a little bit slower...
04/25/2007 07:28 AM

Mike wrote:

hong kong is not a country but it is considered a serpate entity from the rest of China.
04/25/2007 07:47 AM

John wrote:

I'm pretty sure Hong Kong is a country... I was born there...
04/25/2007 07:48 AM

Teejay wrote:

@Sandy, one hour!!!
Do you apply local anaesthetic to your johny?
04/25/2007 07:52 AM

someone wrote:

John,

Hong Kong was a territory of the UK from 1842 until it was given back to The Republic of China in 1997 and is not its own country.
04/25/2007 08:21 AM

SammyJr wrote:

Not surprising, considering the United States is the only first world country to permanently desensitize their newborn males. No wonder sex gets old.

Here's the study on the United States most common surgery. http://www.blackwell-synerg...
04/25/2007 08:31 AM

justin snow wrote:

why are the girls feet on the inside in that picture?? i dont see how that could work
04/25/2007 08:34 AM

3rail wrote:

Maybe those big ass clown feet on the outside are hers
04/25/2007 08:37 AM

PaulGuise wrote:

I really don't find that very accurate. On average my wife and I average about 30 minutes and thats about twice a week at the minimum. Perhaps its just cause I'm under 30 but it would seem that this survey is mainly about older people.

And about the picture, there is a sexual position where the woman is on top and not spreading her legs for intercourse. I dont remember the name, but its actually quite fun.

Cheers
04/25/2007 08:43 AM

The Bachelor Guy wrote:

I didn't include this in the post, but the age of the people surveyed ranged from 16 to still-able-to-remember-how-to-do-it. They didn't list a median age, but did say that the sample was representative of the population as a whole.

So if older people are enjoying sex more than younger people I say more power to them. Chalk it up to more experience. Or being sick of playing Gin Rummy at the retirement home.
04/25/2007 08:59 AM

Martin wrote:

Im holding up my end of the deal. I have sex just about every day (Id say around 300 times a year) so I should be boosting that average up a good amount but nobody asked me.
04/25/2007 09:13 AM

MERK JONES wrote:

I dunno man, i certainly pounded a lot of Trini girls that lasted for hours. I know this sounds like "garbage" or whatever, but those Carribean Island people just keep going and going and going. I was up to around 10-15 times a day, i need a brace for my man parts.
04/25/2007 09:23 AM

watch live tv wrote:

"On average my wife and I average about 30 minutes and thats about twice a week at the minimum"
That's actually more then the average American, I'm assuming you engage in foreplay as well because the average time spent engaging in sexual activity (as defined by the respondents of a study) was something like 5 minutes.
04/25/2007 09:27 AM

Watch tv wrote:

"The age group most likely to achieve orgasm comes in at those aged 65 and over."

Is that for real? 65 and is it gender specific?
04/25/2007 09:28 AM

Lyelle wrote:

sex is not illegal in Hong Kong.... wtf... and no, Hong Kong is not a country, neither is Macau, but both belonged to different countries for a while, and now are back with China.
04/25/2007 09:29 AM

teebone wrote:

i have sex with my girlfriend of 6 years about three times a week...i am 28 she is 23....this is down from three times a day just two years ago....where did all the sex go?....well i masturbate about twice a day...so i guess that tells you a lot about this so cal guy....im lucky to bust a nut before one of my ohones goes off, or the radar sound comes from my blackbizzle....or the sopranos comes on....

i thought it interesting that asain countries experience the least amount of satisfaction....while africans have the most.....i thik the author of the article was trying to infer something about male genitalia size in this part......however alternately i think that that perhaps it has to do with technologies grip on sociaety....could it be perhaps that the bbc is really providing a 66% satisfaction because everything else is so wretched.....your talking about an area of the world where 99 percent of poeople still poop in a hole in the ground....and 90% still make their homes from either dirt or cow shit...yeah i think sex would be more of an escape if that were my reality....whereas asia prides itself on modern conviences which blur the satisfaction.....anyone have a siomilar thought?
04/25/2007 10:14 AM

POVLOS YANNIS FRANGEDAKIS wrote:

OF COURSE THE GREEKS ARE THE BEST LOVERS BECAUSE WE TREAT WOMEN WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. SHOW THEM HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE AND TELL THEM. WE ALSO KNOW HOW TO DATE THEM EVEN WHEN WE ARE MARRIED. IT IS A LIFESTYLE FOR US GREEKS, FOOD, DANCE, WINE, COMMUNICATING AND LOTS OF SEX. THAT IS WHY AMERICAN WOMEN LOVE GREEK MEN, IN FACT ANYWHERE I'VE BEEN THEY LOVE US BECAUSE WE TREAT THEM RIGHT.
04/25/2007 10:32 AM

PAVLOS YANNIS FRANGEDAKIS wrote:

GREEKS ARE THE BEST WHAT CAN WE SAY
04/25/2007 10:33 AM

theGOOCH wrote:

Cool, I estimated 113 times a year for me. And it's usually about 20 minutes or so I guess. I can go longer, but having sex for hours isn't as fun as it sounds....you start to lose interest after a while.
...and I'm circumsized and don't think I'm at all "desensitized" Damn, If I were any more sensitive I would have been in real trouble as a teen. I might have finished before I started
04/25/2007 10:57 AM

everard wrote:

i spend different amounts of time depending who i'm having sex with...
04/25/2007 11:20 AM

Ron wrote:

POVLOS - you forgot to mention that greeks ALWAYS YELL WHEN THEY TYPE! ;)
04/25/2007 12:22 PM

caret wrote:

didn't the greeks find a la grek? meaning anal sex to make love to boys? It's normal they have sex for 165 times a year, 100 times with a man, 65 time with a woman :)
04/25/2007 12:40 PM

lol wrote:

LOL RACIST SHIT.
04/25/2007 12:40 PM

Anon wrote:

Teebone is just ignorant.
04/25/2007 01:17 PM

EUMan wrote:

Greeks have sex with little boys against their will.....
04/25/2007 01:46 PM

dj whore wrote:

i loooove 2 fuck
04/25/2007 02:36 PM

Tina Belmont wrote:

People really have sex?!? Eww! I thought they only did that on TV.
04/25/2007 03:22 PM

Argh wrote:

Sexual experiences you’ve had:

15% a gay experience -> Greece

For a small country...
04/25/2007 03:25 PM

Scott wrote:

i dont see how those results could be right, i masturbate like 5 times a day and sometimes it takes over an hour. i also have many friends who masturbate the same amount or more than me. i don't know who they surveyed, maybe their sample group was too small.
04/25/2007 03:42 PM

John wrote:

it says french have the most sex in the most recent survey, not greeks.
04/25/2007 04:36 PM

Nera wrote:

Teebone also like to date young'ins, 23 year old girlfriend - 6 years of dating = 17, 28 years old - 6 years of dating = 22.
04/25/2007 04:39 PM

John wrote:

disregard that i suck cocks
04/25/2007 04:41 PM

moo-cow wrote:

Someone wrote: "Hong Kong was a territory of the UK from 1842 until it was given back to The Republic of China in 1997 and is not its own country."

The Republic of China is Taiwan silly! I think you mean The People's Republic of China. Big difference.

Can't get decent ultra-thin Japanese condoms in either country. Too bad.
04/25/2007 08:27 PM

got_u_shook wrote:

@teebone
".could it be perhaps that the bbc is really providing a 66% satisfaction because everything else is so wretched.....your talking about an area of the world where 99 percent of poeople still poop in a hole in the ground....and 90% still make their homes from either dirt or cow shit...yeah i think sex would be more of an escape if that were my reality..."

Where the fuck do you get your stats from. Am African and proud, we are indeed the most satisfied. So stop hating biatch, try working on your technique and sh!t to improve your pathetic percentages
04/25/2007 11:49 PM

Chris wrote:

The Romans were far more notorious for having sex with younger males than the Greeks. They were oftentimes used by military personnel for "stress relief", and even taken along on raids for that purpose.
04/26/2007 12:23 AM

whoppie wrote:

Maybe I', just a Canadian sex-a-holic but half an hour just wouldn't do it for me. I average for about 2hrs, 3 or 4 times a week. (no kids, 37, on-call work). I'm sure the no kids and less work figure greatly into the equation but I'd feel ripped off with half an hour... or even <shudder> less.
04/26/2007 05:29 PM

Fi wrote:

"Spreading democracy and freedom throughout the world"?!!!! BUAHAHAHAHA
05/01/2007 10:09 AM

fat free milk wrote:

"Spreading democracy, freedom and STD's throughout the world"
05/01/2007 04:20 PM

Pete Amschel wrote:

Americans are missing the point. It is not how you copulate, it is WHO you copulate. If the one you are doing it with is married to you, there is no problem, but if you are not married to one another you are "fornicating". You are hereby notified and we hereby warn you of the fact that fornicators are the first of those whose names will not be found among the list of persons who will be allowed to break on through to the other side and into the upcoming paradise where sex activity will be truly heavenly. Don't do it now (or get married) or you won't do it then, you'll be dead unless your good deeds are so extensive as to outbalance the effect of your illegal sex acts, and comparing life today to life in the paradise kingdom is like comparing a bit of water in the palm of the hand to all the waters in the oceans of the world.
05/01/2007 08:15 PM

hors3man wrote:

... I don't care if Hong Kong is a country or not... I am Brazilian and while you are talking, I am having sex... (o:
05/03/2007 08:15 PM

Satan wrote:

I once had sex for 24 hours straight. Average is 14 hours, 238 times a year.
06/13/2007 01:45 PM

Logic wrote:

I'm 23 year old White lower class American. Been with my GF for 5 years. The first year sex lasted about 2hours and once/twice a day. After 1.5 years it slowly dwindled down to what it is now- about 5-10 minutes once every couple of weeks.
This survey doesn't really say how long these relationships lasted. It would be more important to show age of relationship along with these statistics.
06/13/2007 01:53 PM

Someone wrote:

God save the queen?

Western Europe != Britain
06/13/2007 01:58 PM

giggitygoo wrote:

"Ballin"? Jesus Christ, what a fucking idiot.
06/13/2007 03:04 PM

Steve wrote:

some of us are waiting til marriage for sex. i'm 25. sorry i'm bringing the average down :)
06/13/2007 03:14 PM

Tama wrote:

Damn you Steve! Damn you to hell
06/13/2007 03:33 PM

Billjoe wrote:

Dont british have huge dicks? i read that somewhere
06/13/2007 03:40 PM

Rev. Mitcz wrote:

Where are you getting your facts? I've checked the Durex 2005 survey, and I found a number of inaccuracies with it.

Example 1
TheBachelorGuy says : "On average we have sex just 85 times per year, way lower than the global average of 103 times."

Durex says : United States averages 113 times, no one ranked in at 85. Though, Vietnam was close at 87. check : http://www.durex.com/cm/gss...
Example 2
TheBachelorGuy says : "Not surprisingly, less than half of Americans (48%) are satisfied with their sex lives"

Durex says : 52% of Americans are satisfied with their sex lives. check : http://www.durex.com/cm/gss...
Example 3

BachelorGuy says : "The most satisfied? Africans at 66%"

Durex says : Africa isn't listed. South Africa? Sure. They come in at 48%. Belgians are the most satisfied, at 57%. check : http://www.durex.com/cm/gss...

I checked 2004's results, since this article is a few weeks old, and that doesn't match either : http://www.durex.com/cm/gss...

I'm glad to have found the survey, cause it's fascinating.

I just wish TBG's writers had better statistical reading abilities and comprehension.

Care to explain the mismatch?

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Response from BG
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I'd love to explain the inaccuracies, and appreciate you pointing them out. I have pretty decent "statistical reading abilities and comprehension", but when I'm given a press release with advance info on their survey - before they post to their site - I have to go with, and trust, the info they supply.

I am posting a quote from the email Durex's reps sent me, and the exact press release with all the data they supplied, for anyone to read here:
http://www.thebachelorguy.c...

You'll see the info I was provided... and a lot more I didn't have room to post.

Hope this clear things up... and restores your faith in my "statistical reading abilities and comprehension". (If I read your comment correctly.)

Thanks again for reading the site.

BG
06/13/2007 05:20 PM

Liam Russon wrote:

The whole spreading freedom and democracy comment was a joke right?
06/13/2007 07:03 PM

Yet another wanker wrote:

@scott: 5 times a day? Ye gods. It took me 8 in a 16 hour period to get the average time to 45 minutes,

If it's taking an hour after 5 times, you should prolly get checked.
06/13/2007 08:01 PM

Guilherme wrote:

I don't know. I am Brazilian and I am happy!
06/13/2007 09:10 PM

Guilherme wrote:

The photo seems like pedophilia. (no comment)
06/13/2007 09:12 PM

datruf wrote:

Of course about 50% of people are satisfied...

Those would be the men
06/14/2007 06:50 AM

CatsFive wrote:

Sure pulling your weight to get more satisfied there, aren't ya, Datruf? I take my partner's satisfaction seriously and enjoy taking care of that part the most. But I can do nothing unless my partner knows what's going on and what gets things going. Maybe you should look into the mirror instead of looking at all the men.
06/15/2007 05:53 PM

Sally Sucks wrote:

Good thing the coments were fun to read. Because the survay seems to be much too vague to be anything to go by.
I don't understad what it is defining sex to be. Is it just the stick it in and hump? I can see if it was about quickies in semi public areas. Shit, I give blow jobs that go on for half an hour. And I don't get penatrated every time I have sex. And, often it's like SCOTT does it. I can play and toucher myself for an hour before I let myself cum! .... Though often I actualy cum 3 times in an hour.

Hey SCOTT, maybe we should start a new religion. One that makes everyone happy instead of feeling like you're in the cross-hairs of god's riffle. We could call it "the WANKERTARIANS" or some tng like that.

If my sex lasted for what ever the longest the survay says, includind all the manual and oral (wonderful, mind bending) sex.....(what was it like 18 min?)...I would stick with masturbation or shoot myself in the off chance that 'preist'
"PETE AMSCHEL"
is right. He said the sex is way better in the after life. How would you know? Isn't that how they get those young Arabian, virgin boys to go BLOW themselves (something every US guy I ever known wishes he could do) so, they blow themselves up kill others and go somewhere where they'll have like 70 virgins to fuck. Must make for one hell of a suiside rate among young arab girls, if that's the only way they'll get any cock.

Hey PETE, fuck that idea, I'll take my dick now and get a visa for hell later. Do they rape old sluts down there? Hope so.
06/20/2007 04:56 AM

Orsino wrote:

do guys really masturbate that much? When i was a teen i did twice a day. I can't imagine doing it five times a day. I one time i came twice in ten minutes and that was the best orgasm i ever had.
07/05/2007 04:22 PM

Hamid Rasool (pete amschel) wrote:

When I was drafted, a married soldier told me the following fact:
That if a newly married couple started out their marriage and put a dime in a jar every time they had sexual intercourse and then after one year started dropping the dimes into a different jar that throughout the length of their marriage they would never get as many dimes in the second jar as the first.
07/12/2007 12:36 PM

punchy wrote:

sex 85 times per year? thats like 85*$150 or $12,750... and not all of us can afford that
i suppose if jerking off counts tho... eh... i suppose im still weighing down that 85 quite a bit. damn.
07/17/2007 03:38 PM

Jeff wrote:

To be honest, the blokes out there getting frequent sex, regardless of their country, aren't going to be too hung up on silly general surveys, let alone comment on them.
08/15/2007 04:49 AM

My name is earl wrote:

hong kong sucks and fuck the greeks...South African sex rules
09/06/2007 12:27 AM

YOUBUCK wrote:

Hey is there any girl that saves there virginity until marriage I'm looking for one and "how you can tell if a girl is still a virgin??????. I wish all girls, Ladies, and Women saves there virginity till they get married for the right Guy or Man.
10/31/2007 04:29 PM

my name is nemo wrote:

i like when my treefrog hangs on my dill. what survey what that be a part of?
11/22/2007 08:33 AM

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