Sports arguments have raged on for decades. The Biggest Choke Ever. BCS Versus Playoffs. Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame. Is Auto Racing a Sport...

Fed up with listening to beer-soaked douche bags expound profusely - and loudly - on their often ill-informed opinions, a buddy of mine decided to do what any other American does in case of a dispute: take the cases to court. And let two everyday sports fans state their side of the argument in front of an actual judge. Whose decision is final. (At least in his court. Sports bar is another story.)

This week's case: "The Greatest Team Choke in Baseball History: 2007 Mets or the 2004 Yankees." All rise.