
"Woke up. Got outta bed. Dragged a comb across my head."
While that might have been a day in the life of Paul McCartney, chances are your day is more like: "Woke up. Hit snooze. Woke up again. Hit snooze. Woke up. Realized you were 20 minutes late for work..." etc.
Whether you're a bad "morning person" or just had a particularly late night, (hey, it's not your fault TNT started "True Lies" at 11pm), Rise-N-Shine, a Sparta, NJ, company, says they have the product for you.
Their new supplement, "Wake Up On Time," is designed to get your day started with a bang. (No, not in that way.)
Taken before you hit the hay, Wake Up On Time claims you'll "effortlessly wake right up in the morning feeling alert, happy and ready for anything your demanding schedule throws at you." Um. Sure. They forgot to add "with birds singing and sunshine streaming through your windows". If this little pill can defeat a night out bar-hopping and drinking till 4 am, and still get me up and "ready for anything", (other than drinking a pot of coffee on the couch until mid-afternoon), I'll be impressed.
If you want to give it a shot head over to
www.wakeupontime.com.