Have a Crappy Job Interview, Win a Bunch of Breakfast Cereal

Yeah, yeah, we keep hearing the economy is in a turnaround. But tell that to the thousands of guys out there still pounding the pavement looking for a job. Plowing their way through endless, mindless interviews where they are forced to answer ridiculous questions about what...
Posted On 13 Apr 2010

Top 15 New Texting Buzzwords

Five years ago, Yvonne Roberts of the Sunday Telegraph Magazine unknowingly coined one of the most overused buzzwords of the mobile age: “Sexting.” While the word may seem to be gaining strength thanks to Tiger and Jesse James, it’s only a matter of time before...
Posted On 08 Apr 2010

Top Tiger Catcalls For the Masters

Going to The Masters this weekend? Well, we know you’re gonna want to follow Tiger and yell some words of “encouragement.” Fortunately, our friends over at Playboy.com sent the image below, with some of their top Tiger catcall suggestions. Inspired, the guys...
Posted On 07 Apr 2010

Soccer Player Falls for One of the Greatest Sports Pranks of All Time

Michael Harrington is a defender for MLS’s Kansas City Wizards. Today he’s probably doing a lot of defending as to how in the hell he fell for this April Fool’s prank pulled on him by his teammates. Harrington was told he was posing for a spread in Maxim...
Posted On 02 Apr 2010

Hitler Finds Out KU Lost to UNI in the 2010 NCAAs

“Leave now if you are fans of K-State, Missouri, Nebraska or Iowa…” Another instant Hitler classic. [Thanks to TheManRegistry.com]
Posted On 30 Mar 2010

The Dick Towel Finally Achieves Racial Equality

A few months ago I gave away a bunch of the infamous “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” dick towels. (Read it here.) And some of you wrote and complained that it was a highly politically incorrect prize to give away. Not because it featured a knee-length,...
Posted On 26 Mar 2010

It’s 4:30. Time for the Row of Dick Shadows: Wall Decoration Fail

I wonder: Do they teach these sort of things in architecture school… To check the effects of shadow at different times of day, to ensure your beautiful wall embellishment doesn’t become a row of increasingly elongating phalluses as the sun sets? (Sure it’s...
Posted On 24 Mar 2010

Die Hard “Die Hard” Fan Got a Die Hard Tattoo

This is one of those tattoos that ran the gamut from “Heh, that’s funny” to “Wish I had the balls to get that on my back…” to “Yippie-kay-ay moron, you do realize that shit’s permanent…” in about 3 minutes. Now I’m...
Posted On 16 Mar 2010

“Should the Bidet Be Damaged Beyond Repair…” : SNL Instant Classic

We always knew Zach Galifianakis was a freak… but the funny/sexy Kristin Wiig? She can come over and get crazy on my bidet anytime. (And I turned up the water pressure for you too, KW…)
Posted On 15 Mar 2010

Best of The Toilet Paper – Betty White / SNL Edition

We know her, We love her… and we just can’t get enough of her. Nope, not Megan Fox. I’m talking about Betty White. Bringing the sexy for over 80 years, Betty-mania has re-ignited with her tackled-in-the-mud Snickers ad. The spot that started the groundswell...
Posted On 15 Mar 2010