How do you follow up a three-page spread of a naked, blue-beehived cartoon mom? Exactly: You do a spread of a red-carpet boob-baring, botched-lipo scar-having, former party girl.

According to several sources - including In Touch, MSN, and even Huffington Post - Tara Reid spent one day last week shooting completely nude for an upcoming Playboy pictorial. And when I say "completely nude," I mean bare ass naked. Apparently they'll be no strategic hair placement, no twisting body angles concealing her naughty bits. Tara wanted to bare it all.

The question is (just like with Marge Simpson), does anyone want to see for anything other than pure morbid curiosity? Don't get me wrong. I'm a big Tara fan. But 10 years ago Tara. Party girl Tara. Drink-you-under-the-table-then-take-you-home-and-have-her-way-with-you Tara.

So I gotta wonder: is Playboy so desperate they are having to resort to regular stunt casting? (That's obviously a rhetorical question.) Come on guys, lets get back to nude pics for what they were originally intended for... fantasizing about incredibly hot women we have no chance of ever having outside of our shameful solo sessions. Not cartoon characters with three kids, and bad plastic surgery poster girls. I'm just sayin'.