Fresh off her less-than-a-month-long retirement from the world of blogging, TechChick now brings her unique insights on guys, girls, dating, and more to TheBachelorGuy.com. And I couldn't be more excited. Who better to clue guys in on the intimate workings of the female brain than a hot, bikini-wearing, sword-wielding, Dell-smashing blonde who isn't afraid to speak her mind?

TC's first piece appears below. And for those of you who get my weekly roundup newsletter and expected to see this on Friday, my answer to you is: When have you ever known a woman to be on time?