Leave it to two degenerate gamblers to take the guy tradition of one-upsmanship and turn it into high-stakes televised pissing contest.

I Bet You, premiering tonight at 9:30pm on MOJO HD, follows the exploits of friends, championship poker pros, and Gamblers Anonymous poster children Phil "The Unabomber" Laak and Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari, two guys with pockets full of cash, who will bet against each other on virtually anything they encounter.

How many guys do you know who'll bet several hundred dollars a pop on who is a better runway model or ballet dancer, who can write a better song with help from Frank Stallone (that's a no-win situation right there), win a sumo match, drive a Formula One race car the fastest, or who has the sperm with most fertility potential? And there's the $20,000 throw down on a one-time, no whining allowed, coin toss.

Makes your "I can catch more olives in my mouth than you" deal at the bar look pretty lame.

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