How can you tell when you are in the presence of an idiot with a very large bank account? Look at his shoes. If his laces are sporting more ice than The Archbishop Don Magic Juan pimpin’ at the Players Ball, you’re standing next to someone with more dollars than sense.
Like putting caviar on a Ball Park frank, Kickbars take something meant to be simple and turn it into something completely unnecessary. For a shitload of money.
Each Kickbar consists of a 24K white gold setting encrusted with 54 round cut diamonds totaling 2.0 carats. Most guys don’t go that big on an engagement ring, let alone to make their shoelaces sparkle. And I get it. This isn’t for “most guys”. But good lord people. Have we run out of reasonable ways to piss away hard-earned cash? Gambling and strippers not enough anymore?
And if showing off with an $8000 pair of sneakers isn’t enough for you, they come in junior sizes too. Starting at $6500. Because every kid needs almost seven grand worth of diamonds banging around on their shoes at recess.