The Archerfish Solo Has Your Back

Got a few bad gambling tips (the Lakers couldn’t possibly get swept…) and are ducking some rather unsavory characters? Instead of brushing up on your Portuguese and investing in lots of sunscreen, you could install the Archerfish Solo surveillance camera system, and shack up while you wait for the heat to die down.

The Archerfish Solo is a surveillance system with a camera small enough not to make you look like a conspiracy nut, but visible enough to scare off doorbell ditchers, would-be burglars, and punks with lots of free time.

It includes a built-in DVR and a floodlight adapter that records your neighborhood’s various goings-on, 24-7. The most impressive feature is the Archerfish Solo’s ability to allow users to set personal security parameters, such as specific areas to watch, particular faces, and features. (You know, like track suits, pompadours, pinky rings, what have you.) And the Solo will send an instant alert to your Smartphone and email, so you can quickly call the authorities. Or wet yourself.

Coupled with a decent home surveillance system, the Archerfish Solo will turn your little slice of heaven into a fortress of solitude. (Cape and matching boots not included.)
$349
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