Our boys over at NextRound locked themselves in a room for a week with nothing more than their girlfriends' iPods, a large urn of coffee, and energy bars.

And after several endless days of listening to chick tunes, they emerged with the definitive list of songs no dude is allowed to have on his iPod. Under any circumstances. Ever.

The exhaustive list includes:
- Anything by Michael Bolton
- “Daughters” by John Mayer
- Anything by Clay Aiken
- Anything by Abba
- “It’s Raining Men”
- Anything by Creed
- “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie
- Anything by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch not titled “Good Vibrations”
- Anything by Jessica Simpson (Ed Note: I don't think ANYONE should have these on their iPod)

And about 100 more you can read by clicking here.

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