The long national nightmare is over. Wonderjock is here.

First let me apologize for posting a closeup pic of some guy’s junk. But in the interest of fully appreciating this product, it was warranted.

The guys’ answer to the WonderBra, the Wonderjock, by Sydney, Australia based aussieBum, is designed to “keep everything positioned forward and proudly on display to the world in a larger than normal manner”.

According to aussieBum, the Wonderjock – selling under the sounds-like-a-missle name “Patriot” – was developed in response to “the most requested wish men have made of the company since its inception”. This is backed up by worldwide sales of over 50,000 pairs in 7 days. That’s a lot of jacked-up jocks.

Solely in the interest of providing information for you, my beloved readers, I have ordered a pair to try. Again, this is purely scientific. I swear.

Stay tuned.