Forget bowls of chips and platters of cheese cubes. That crap's for regular season games. This is the Big One. The Super Bowl. I mean, it's got "Super" right in its name. This game deserves something special in the way of party platters. So, in honor of this super game, I give you The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built.
Conceived and constructed by the twisted geniuses over at HolyTaco.com
, this edible stadium/table centerpiece consists of 58 Twinkies, a pound of bacon, a pound of guacamole, queso dip, salsa, Vienna sausages, Cheetos, tortilla chips, Chex Mix and Slim Jim goal posts. (A football-shaped summer sausage blimp is optional, but highly recommended.)
Should you decide to build your own, the guys at Holy Taco say you should expect to shell out a whopping $86.47. Far less than the $1.3 billion or so the Cowboys are ponying up for their new stadium. But then again, their stadium doesn't pack 24,375 calories and 1,285 grams of fat.
To build your own, get the step-by-step instructions here