Everyone knows someone who loves bacon. (If you don't, you're hanging out with the wrong people...) And who wouldn't love something bacony under their tree?

So to make your holiday shopping easier this year, here are some bacontastic gifts to help spread the holiday cheer. And remember, every time a bell rings, a guy gets his bacon.

My First Bacon

They're never too young to start their love of bacon. Perfect for the little man-in-training on your list, this 19-inch tall and 7-inch wide, bacon pal is covered in Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat. And if that isn't full-on bacon awesomeness, when you squeeze it, the mouth moves and it says "I'm bacon!" Happy Holidays indeed.
$19.99
ThinkGeek.com

Bacon of the Month Club

The gift of pork that keeps on giving... They'll get 2 packages of bacon delivered to their doorstep every month. And there is a variety of Bacon of the Month Club memberships to suit every kind of bacon fan, like No Pepper, Nitrate Free, Sampler, Bacon and Pancake, and more. It's gonna be a good year.
Price varies
BaconFreak.com

Bakon Vodka

What's better than eating bacon or enjoying a well-mixed cocktail? How about enjoying a well-mixed cocktail that tastes like bacon? Bakon Vodka is an award winning, superior quality , potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It's clean, crisp, and delicious. And did I mention it's high-proof bacon?
BakonVodka.com

Pig Cufflinks

Show your love and admiration for the pig at the office or next special event with these silver pig cufflinks, complete with blue Swarovski crystal eyes. Ain't nuthin classier.
$44.99
Cuff-Daddy.com

Bacon Wrapping Paper

What better way to wrap a bacon lover's gift, than with bacon covered wrapping paper? There isn't one. (Until they come up with scratch and sniff bacon wrapping paper.)
$8 - Two 20x30 sheets
FredFlare.com

Bacon Platter

Need something to serve all that delicious bacon on? Try this big 10-1/4" x 6" ceramic platter, that can hold an entire slab of bacon. Who says guys don't have decorative serving pieces?
$19.50
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Platter.html

Pig Plate

Need something a little larger than the Bacon Platter, and maybe not so "meat looking"? Try this 14-inch x 10-inch porcelain pig dish. It's a barbecue essential.
$24
UncommonGoods.com

Bacon Coffee

Mornings are so much better when coffee and bacon are involved. Give the gift of both, with Bacon Freak's Maple Bacon Coffee. It'll fill your groggy morning-head with the magical aroma of premium roast coffee, gourmet country-style bacon, and sweet, sweet maple syrup. (Full post)
$8.95 - 8 oz bag
BaconFreak.com

Bacon Placemats

Let 'em eat bacon while looking at more bacon. Soft vinyl mat is easy-to-clean so you can wipe off the greasy goodness. And drool.
$2.95
McPhee.com

Bacon Soap

Wake up to the smell of freshly sizzling bacon... while you shower. Scrub up for the day with this bar of soap that smells like frying bacon. Like the makers say, "In a perfect world, wouldn't all personal hygiene products smell like meat?" Amen, brothers.
$5.95
McPhee.com

Bacon Wallet

FTW, Lady Gaga. Keep your meat dress. We'll take this much more practical bacon-printed, faux-leather, wallet any day. Includes 6 credit card slots, 3 small pockets, 2 bill pockets, and a secret insulated bacon pocket inside. (I made up that last one, but we can dream.)
$16
FredFlare