Everyone knows someone who loves bacon. (If you don’t, you’re hanging out with the wrong people…) And who wouldn’t love something bacony under their tree?
So to make your holiday shopping easier this year, here are some bacontastic gifts to help spread the holiday cheer. And remember, every time a bell rings, a guy gets his bacon.
My First Bacon
They’re never too young to start their love of bacon. Perfect for the little man-in-training on your list, this 19-inch tall and 7-inch wide, bacon pal is covered in Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat. And if that isn’t full-on bacon awesomeness, when you squeeze it, the mouth moves and it says “I’m bacon!” Happy Holidays indeed.
Bacon of the Month Club
The gift of pork that keeps on giving… They’ll get 2 packages of bacon delivered to their doorstep every month. And there is a variety of Bacon of the Month Club memberships to suit every kind of bacon fan, like No Pepper, Nitrate Free, Sampler, Bacon and Pancake, and more. It’s gonna be a good year.
What’s better than eating bacon or enjoying a well-mixed cocktail? How about enjoying a well-mixed cocktail that tastes like bacon? Bakon Vodka is an award winning, superior quality, potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. And did I mention it’s high-proof bacon?
Show your love and admiration for the pig at the office or next special event with these silver pig cufflinks, complete with blue Swarovski crystal eyes. Ain’t nuthin classier.
Bacon Wrapping Paper
What better way to wrap a bacon lover’s gift, than with bacon covered wrapping paper? There isn’t one. (Until they come up with scratch and sniff bacon wrapping paper.)
$8 – Two 20×30 sheets
Need something to serve all that delicious bacon on? Try this big 10-1/4″ x 6″ ceramic platter, that can hold an entire slab of bacon. Who says guys don’t have decorative serving pieces?
Need something a little larger than the Bacon Platter, and maybe not so “meat looking”? Try this 14-inch x 10-inch porcelain pig dish. It’s a barbecue essential.
Mornings are so much better when coffee and bacon are involved. Give the gift of both, with Bacon Freak’s Maple Bacon Coffee. It’ll fill your groggy morning-head with the magical aroma of premium roast coffee, gourmet country-style bacon, and sweet, sweet maple syrup. (Full post)
$8.95 – 8 oz bag
Let ’em eat bacon while looking at more bacon. Soft vinyl mat is easy-to-clean so you can wipe off the greasy goodness. And drool.
Wake up to the smell of freshly sizzling bacon… while you shower. Scrub up for the day with this bar of soap that smells like frying bacon. Like the makers say, “In a perfect world, wouldn’t all personal hygiene products smell like meat?” Amen, brothers.
FTW, Lady Gaga. Keep your meat dress. We’ll take this much more practical bacon-printed, faux-leather, wallet any day. Includes 6 credit card slots, 3 small pockets, 2 bill pockets, and a secret insulated bacon pocket inside. (I made up that last one, but we can dream.)