Right after “Sense of Humor”, “A Huge Wallet” and “Six-Pack Abs”, women rank “Nice Ass” as the most important attribute they look for in a man. So what if your ass is flatter than the waiting room at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon’s office? You could do squats till your knees give out. Or – and you should be bitch-slapped for even thinking this – just stuff your boxer briefs.
But now, thanks to the miracle of modern sewing, there’s Flashback. Created by designer Andrew Christian, these cotton and spandex briefs have no embarrassing padding or cups. (Not that considering any kind of ass-enhancing underwear isn’t embarrassing on its own.) Rather, right back there in the back end region, an “invisible lifting support” is built into the seams. That’s designer-speak for “Two. Really. Tight. Elastic. Bands. Pulling. Your. Ass. Up.” At the expense of ball comfort.
But on the bright side, your ass will gain 1/2″ to 1″ of chick-attracting roundness. Thank God breathing is less important than having buns of steel.
$29.00 per pair.