• Rocky Balboa - AARP-card-carrying Balboa steps into the ring for the final time. Again.

Chick Watchablity Rating (CWR) - 2 out of 5. (Pure testosterone. Or, in Stallone's case, pure HGH. Invite her only if she likes boxing. And shirtless 60-year-old men.)


• Blood Diamond - Leo's looking for a priceless diamond and he'll stop at nothing to get it. And, just like in The Departed, Leo's actually watchable. He might finally shed his teen heartthrob rep. And I can't believe I'm saying that.

CWR - 5 (Leo's looking sweaty and scruffy. And it's about diamonds. She'll love it.)


• Eragon - Unless you're 12, who cares?

CWR - 0 (Unless it's your daughter and she's 12, then 4.)


• Cheers: The Complete Eighth Season - Sure the series was sliding downhill. And even hearing "NORM!" was starting to get old. But it's still a classic.

CWR - 4 (Before-she-was-huge-I-mean-really-huge Kirstie Alley holds her own against the drunken regulars with enough smart aleck comebacks to keep your girl laughing.)


• JAG: The Complete Third Season - Catherine Bell. In uniform. Enough said.

CWR: 3 - (Naval officers in uniform should hold her attention for a while.)