Tiger Woods is About to Get the Dateline Treatment

This is the pinnacle of every public celebrity meltdown: A newsmagazine show during a slow news cycle decides to crawl up the celeb’s ass and bring along some cameras. And the latest celeb ass belongs to Tiger.

When “The Secret Life of Tiger Woods” airs on TLC this Sunday, expect a lot of “close personal friends” to give the typical shocked “we had no idea what he was up to,” comments interspliced with interviews of Tiger’s Bridies all lined up to suck their 15 minutes of fame dry.

Knock, knock Tiger, it’s Dateline, and we’ve brought along a barrel for you to bend over…