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Top 10 Things You’ll Need When Running From an Assassin

09/05/2007

posted by Chuck Bartowski, Nerd Herd

1. Chinese Throwing Stars – Pointy and deadly. ‘Nuff said.

2. Super Glue – Because the world is an imperfect place. If it wasn’t, well, why would an assassin be chasing you?

3. Swiss Army Knife – Terrifying and sharp as the Swiss people themselves.

4. iPhone – To frustrate any assassin trying to type an email or SMS.

5. Morgan Grimes – Clouseau had Cato, Fred had Barney, Tango had Cash… I have Morgan. Mess with the bull, you’ll get the horns.

6. Adidas Track Suit – Comfortable, slimming, elegant, enchanting.

7. Butter – What? Butter isn’t delicious?

8. Nintendo Wii – If you’re going to outrun an assassin you better know how to play Wii Tennis.

9. A Spork – As I’ve always said: the best offense is a good defense.

10. Flamethrower – Because sometimes it’s easier to get your point across by shooting fire out of a gun than it is if you don’t have the capability to shoot fire out of a gun.

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Mel wrote:

Butter, huh? Good to know...

http://www.ChuckTV.net

09/09/2007 10:10 AM

Kym wrote:

Butter....to make great apple pie...isn't that Chuck's fav dessert?

09/24/2007 07:15 PM

Daniel wrote:

I plan to take this knowledge and use it for enlightment.

10/30/2007 10:02 PM

Izzy wrote:

Every person being chased by assassins needs a spork. Is it a spoon? is it a fork? NOONE KNOWS!

10/31/2007 07:25 PM

elysia wrote:

so um i have most of it except flamethrower. know where to find one chuck? ;)

11/21/2007 09:32 PM

Shal wrote:

Ohh! I want a flame thrower. That'd be awesome :P

11/23/2007 08:39 AM

ash wrote:

butters fattening, but good...

11/28/2007 02:00 PM

Suzie Q wrote:

Better yet, just go straight for Casey's secret arsenal in the viewing room coffee table...

11/30/2007 12:54 PM

mauigirl wrote:

I'm thinking he forgot to add the sterring wheel in the dashboard accessory found on the nerd herder...but I guess that's if you're abducted by an assassin....wonder if they make those for minivans....

12/01/2007 03:51 PM

chuck lover wrote:

i love chuck and he is sooo hot
i just watched this weeks episode and it was great my dad and i always watch it togetherits so adicting for me and the writers are so good at this stuff im so mad that the writers are on strik but its worth it LOVE u guys and keep it up and i have to ask will chuck get killed cause that would be so sad and i would start crying

LOVE
ErIcA

12/03/2007 06:24 PM

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