I guess when you've got multi-million dollar contracts and chicks waiting outside your hotel room door in every city, you assume it's ok to have 70's porn style facial hair...
5 - Jake Plummer
Yeah, he no longer plays professional football, but he did marry a Denver Broncos cheerleader, and now plays competitive handball. So that’s gotta keep him qualified. And with a mustache this ridiculous we just couldn't keep him off the list.
4 - Andy Reid
The head coach for the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm gonna bet that 'stache has brushed over its fair share of cheese steaks.
3 - Bill Cowher
Current TV talking sports head and former Pittsburgh Steelers coach known
for his tenacious coaching style. He's also remembered here because of his sweet lip music that kept that scowl warm in the dead of the 'Burgh winters.
2 - Adam Morrison
Now a backup on the Lakers bench, Morrison is known more for his emotional breakdown after a 2006 Sweet Sixteen loss than he is for his NBA accomplishments. But with a 'stache like this he’s sure to make the ladies cry.
And your winner is...
1 - Stan Van Gundy
He’s the head coach of the Eastern Conference Champion Orlando Magic. He’s also known for looking a lot like Ron Jeremy. A whole lot. In fact, I'm not fully convinced that they aren’t the same person. Or at least related. I mean, look at that porn 'stache topped “O” face.