Last month, Under Armour, maker of super tight performance apparel worn by pro athletes and that guy in the gym with the barbed wire armband tattoo who grunts a little too loud, released their first-ever line of footwear.

The four road shoes and two trail shoes feature their new Cartilage technology, that works like "a 'connective tissue' between a runner and his environment to enhance performance and provide an exceptionally stable and smooth ride." Makes you feel like a machine.

The Apparition, Illusion, Revenant, and Spectre road versions, along with the Chimera and Mirage trail shoes, were designed like UA's other gear: to give you the best equipment to train with, just like pro athletes. Except for the signing bonus.

From $84.99
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