Unintentionally Hilarious Press Release of the Week
04/18/2007

Use soap, go to jail. It's the law.

ESCONDIDO, Calif., April 17 -- The Bronner family, makers of the popular organic Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps, has learned that the confirmation drug-testing at the Orange County crime lab of soap taken from Don Bolles, drummer for the legendary punk band The Germs, does not contain GHB (Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate). The crime lab's confirmation tests use the GC-MS method which is much more accurate than the field drug test kits used by the Newport Beach Police, which on April 4th produced a false-positive for GHB for Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap.

Based on this flawed faulty field test, Newport Beach police threw Don Bolles in jail for three and half days over Easter weekend.

Media reports that Dr. Bronner's soaps test positive for THC are also false.

[Note: I had already slated Dr. Bronner's Soaps for a review in the next few weeks. Keep an eye out.]

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